Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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