you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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