Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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