Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just google imaged poop.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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