Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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