Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
