by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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