honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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