Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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