I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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