Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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