.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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