can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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