he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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