If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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