marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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