I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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