So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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