i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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