Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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