I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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