Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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