What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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