Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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