Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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