I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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