After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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