just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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