Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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