I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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