I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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