i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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