I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Terrible idea I love it
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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