cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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