quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I need moral support for this bender
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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