Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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