people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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