if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
A+ Viking dick
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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