if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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