dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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