the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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