If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
