My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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