He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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