Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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