fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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