I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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