I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The feeling are messing with the penis
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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