Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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