And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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