The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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