quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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