We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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