Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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