We won't sleep together?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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