so that wasnt chicken after all
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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