oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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